Tuesday, August 16, 2005


TOP 21 WAYS TO SAY "YOUR FLY IS OPEN"

21) So you like to hang out!
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarrone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson.. Paging Mr. Johnson..
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hilary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1) I thought you were crazy before but now I see your nuts.

6 Comments:

Blogger Heather/SHTEZQ said...

that is great love the # 1 and the monica and hillary one.

August 16, 2005 9:33 PM  
Blogger Angel! said...

Really funny post!

August 16, 2005 9:49 PM  
Blogger Marianna said...

BWAHAHAHA!

M~

August 17, 2005 6:26 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Not amusing. :)

August 18, 2005 1:39 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

OK it was a little funny.

August 18, 2005 1:40 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Ok, Ok. I laughed and laughed at the Monica and Hillary one, too.

August 18, 2005 1:40 PM  

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