Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Don't read My NAKED post jamie!

So today I got another foot and calf massage from my sweet man. He wanted to go out fishing with his buddy tonight and I told him if he could rub my tootsies it would be o.k. ( do I have this boy trained or what) but after the massage I didn't want to get out of the bed. My feet were all greasy from the oil he used so I figured I would enjoy my relaxation further and drift off to sleep. Bad idea because when Batman woke me to take him to work an hour later he was a little irritated. The whole way up to his work I had to be interrogated about my blogging.
evidently I had left my 'ultrabright' signed in on the PC and he got to looking at all of my links.....The one in particular that got his goat was Steve's Nude Memphis.
It was stupid having to explain that the pictures on steve's blog are harmless nude shots. That there really isn't anything DIRTY about them. Jamie told me that I cant go there anymore and that I really need to quit blogging....."if you're going to get on my case about pornography and the internet, then You really don't need to be visiting another mans blog that post nude pictures on it....."
Or something similar, it was really too funny trying to get him to understand .
For some reason Batman just doesn't get blogging. He thinks it's what lonely people do that have no creativity in finding something worth while. What does he know? He's going fishing just to catch and release the poor animals back into the water....On top of that He's going with my little sisters boyfriend Ryan M. And that boy stinks! He literally smells bad from head to ....OMG I don't want to tell you about his foot odor. He just smells bad. Betcha Ryan M. kills the fish by just standing on the bank of the water with only his stench.
OK I'm just being mean now, ( I just cant stand that Kentucky mountain man stink of his) as long as Jamie doesn't come home smelling like him then the foot massage will be worth it. I think I can handle jamie coming home smelling like fish better then I can, him smelling like Ryan M.

What's the worst smell any of you have had to endure off another person?
update:
well, I just recieved a phone call, it's just a little after midnight and Jamie called to check in. so far he's caught a turtle (redear pond slider) and Ryan M. has pulled in a softshell turtle and one fish....told you his feet would rock the nightlife. I thought jamie was fishing, not "turtleing"

20 Comments:

Blogger Karen said...

Fat person butt odor left in my chair cushion. It was so gross!

June 28, 2005 5:10 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

Karen you got me giggeling. I just imagined you bending down with your nose to the seat. I hope that wasnt the case, actaully I hope you never had someone elses butt oder left in your chair, that's just gross.

June 28, 2005 5:14 PM  
Blogger :| raven |: said...

there was this woman at my old job ... who really stank .. very badly. she was horrible to work with .. it wasn't exactly BO ... but we weren't sure. but it was offensive enough that people couldn't sit next to her ... as a supervisor ... we had to share chairs with her .. and one girl brought in lysol and fabreeze to use after her ..... it was horrible.

then one day she confessed that she had a vaginal discharge that was SO HEAVY she had to use maxi pads .... i thought i was going to throw up and never recover ...

we advised her to go to the fucking DOCTOR ....

and that is why she smelled so horrible ....

the end

PS: tell Batman that i was the one who wished him Happy Father's Day and that you can blog all you want to ... because you have ME ... :P~

June 28, 2005 5:36 PM  
Blogger :| raven |: said...

PSS: i don't get the Nude guy's blog .. i don't see any nude people?

June 28, 2005 5:38 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

raven, that was one nasty lady. I hope she got her leak fixed. I cant imagine how I would feel if i had someone fabreezing after me, I would hope that someone would tell me they were having a problem with my stench.


Nude memphis' profile pic is of some guy (not really steve) on a toilet. if you scroll back a couple of days, there is a post about a naked cruise, and even further there is a pic of a line of peoples backsides covered in tattoos. nothing porographic or anything, jamie was being sesative that I wrote to another guy I think.

June 28, 2005 5:48 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

raven, I will remind batman of your father's day wishes. lol, he cant say no to you

June 28, 2005 5:50 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

Bridg...in front of his office? did everyone just enjoy his curry ass and wanted to linger in it? how awful of him to just let it rip while out and about.
I get embarrassed If I do It in a bathroom and think someone might have heard.

June 28, 2005 6:42 PM  
Blogger Marianna said...

My friend has a live-in occupying space in his house. This live-in STINKS to high heaven. We're not sure what the smell is, but you can smell in down the hall & into the living room, approximately 30+ feet away WITH THE LIVE-INs DOOR CLOSED! He is ultra-disgusting but my friend has no BALLS to say anything to his live-in. I can't be near this person. Makes me ill to smell him.

M~

June 28, 2005 7:25 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Well, Robyn, it is true, but I did not stick my nose to the cushion. Actually my coat was on the back of the chair this person was sitting in, and when I went to move it... oh, the smell. Put that in the wash quickly.

June 28, 2005 8:12 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

I found you through Chris and Karen. I have two kids and I felt quite the flashback reading your thoughts on pregnancy. God bless you in these final weeks.
The grossest stink ever was a bottle of formula left in a backpack in the trunk and forgotten for two weeks. We threw it away, but, gross!!

June 28, 2005 9:52 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

Amy thanks for stopping by, I think ive seen your blog and your cute little ones.
hope to see you more

ps. are you a relative to chris or karen?

June 28, 2005 9:57 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

"He thinks it's what lonely people do that have no creativity in finding something worth while."

Well this part is obviously true. :)

I am considering purchasing Amy's children, so I think that makes us relatives of sorts.

RA - Karen, you said "butt"? That's bo-fanny for you, hun...

June 28, 2005 10:13 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

Am i being a bad influence on you karen and getting you to use vulgar words?
I'll do my best to clean up my topics and make it less open to dirty stories :)

June 28, 2005 10:22 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Me say b..t? No way! It must have been someone else... LOL!

Actually, Robyn, Amy is a bud from high school and church. We just recently got back in touch through our blogs. It's been nice. But, I guess if Chris is thinking of acquiring her children, we'll soon be at odds. :-)

June 29, 2005 2:38 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

What Karen? You were planning on outbidding me?

June 29, 2005 5:11 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

P.S. Do turtles taste like chicken?

June 29, 2005 5:12 AM  
Blogger Memphis said...

I got you into trouble? Seriously?

I can't remember how all the string of nude photos got started. Someone said something and it set it off. There were just a whole stream of nude photos in the news that day. It was a fluke.

Sorry. I'll send you a courtesy flush to try to make up for it.

July 05, 2005 11:47 AM  
Blogger Memphis said...

I can't believe Batman is pissed at me. I feel like .. like ... The Joker!

July 05, 2005 11:49 AM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

Batman here...Robyn's good at dishen out tha harsh stuff but don't dare try and call her on any flaws.boohoo city

July 05, 2005 1:42 PM  
Blogger Avery's mom said...

ok, Batman is cut off from posting comments....he wants to say it's for losers but he's such a loser, he doesnt even have his own blog to use...he has to use mine!

July 05, 2005 1:47 PM  

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