Don't read My NAKED post jamie!

So today I got another foot and calf massage from my sweet man. He wanted to go out fishing with his buddy tonight and I told him if he could rub my tootsies it would be o.k. ( do I have this boy trained or what) but after the massage I didn't want to get out of the bed. My feet were all greasy from the oil he used so I figured I would enjoy my relaxation further and drift off to sleep. Bad idea because when Batman woke me to take him to work an hour later he was a little irritated. The whole way up to his work I had to be interrogated about my blogging.
evidently I had left my 'ultrabright' signed in on the PC and he got to looking at all of my links.....The one in particular that got his goat was Steve's Nude Memphis.
It was stupid having to explain that the pictures on steve's blog are harmless nude shots. That there really isn't anything DIRTY about them. Jamie told me that I cant go there anymore and that I really need to quit blogging....."if you're going to get on my case about pornography and the internet, then You really don't need to be visiting another mans blog that post nude pictures on it....."
Or something similar, it was really too funny trying to get him to understand .
For some reason Batman just doesn't get blogging. He thinks it's what lonely people do that have no creativity in finding something worth while. What does he know? He's going fishing just to catch and release the poor animals back into the water....On top of that He's going with my little sisters boyfriend Ryan M. And that boy stinks! He literally smells bad from head to ....OMG I don't want to tell you about his foot odor. He just smells bad. Betcha Ryan M. kills the fish by just standing on the bank of the water with only his stench.
OK I'm just being mean now, ( I just cant stand that Kentucky mountain man stink of his) as long as Jamie doesn't come home smelling like him then the foot massage will be worth it. I think I can handle jamie coming home smelling like fish better then I can, him smelling like Ryan M.

What's the worst smell any of you have had to endure off another person?
update:
well, I just recieved a phone call, it's just a little after midnight and Jamie called to check in. so far he's caught a turtle (redear pond slider) and Ryan M. has pulled in a softshell turtle and one fish....told you his feet would rock the nightlife. I thought jamie was fishing, not "turtleing"