who is Batman

Everyone get excited I'm about to reveal to you who Batman is! since I have a hard time keeping secrets and it's difficult for me to be honest in my writing by keeping his name a secret I will have to break the mystery and refer to my significant other by his real name , Jamie.
There, you now know and I don't have to worry about remebering to change it to Batman anymore. There was no reason to hide Jamie from you all, just I liked calling us by our nicknames of, ' Batman and robyn'. When jamie and I were first introduced by a mutual friend three and a half years ago, she gave Jamie a Batman ring that he wore and something about him being Batman and my name being robyn... well , we just had to pair up. He doesn't wear the ring anymore but it has a place in our bathroom hanging around the neck of the liquid soap dispenser.